Got this from Slapps journal. Seemed fun.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"run the programme. Any...blahah blahhaa latvia" From a manual. ASK THICK AS A PENGUIN.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
My montor. Now nothing. It toppled over. Shitt.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
As in TV programme? Hmm...MTV 2 I think.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
22:09

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
22.09

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Higher Than The Sun - Primal Scream. The TV in the other room.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
To go into the house after being shopping. Fuck I see penguins sunbathing on the lawn. It's fecking cold.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Splapps deviant art profile.

9. What are you wearing?
Led Zepplin shirt, jeans, boxers, socks.

10. Did you dream last night?
Nope. Woke up at four due to the fucking washing machine. Bast.

11. When did you last laugh?
About 20 minutes ago. Discussing things with a friend on MSN.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Yellow paint.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Chuffing good.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Fun With Dick And Jane. Not what I expected. Then again it was a 12A.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A new guitar. Prefferably a PRS.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I dont exsist. I am a computer programmme.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Stop U2 going shit.

19. Do you like to dance?
Meh. With a strobe yes. I can pretend I'm in the Matrix and fling myself out of random windows. Party trick.

20. George Bush:
A large brown duck in a pond.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Umm...Nicole.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Bob Dylan.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. Possibly Venis. I'd love to live there for some reason.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Your not actually dead"